Sunday September 30, 2007
A fate worse than loathing
Here\’s a quick test, to see if you have a longer memory than a Grade 5 student: about which country did U.S. President George W. Bush make these statements?
- “The long rule of a cruel dictator is nearing its end."
- "The people are ready for their freedom."
- “As the nation enters a period of transition, [it] must insist on free speech, free assembly and, ultimately, free and competitive elections.”
You probably recall these or similar words uttered about Iraq, as Bush assured the American people that Iraqis would welcome an invading force to overthrow Saddam Hussein and restore safety, stability, and a dependable flow of oil revenues.
Since then, some 3500 American soldiers have been killed by the people who were supposed to welcome them with open arms.
Before the invasion, foreign correspondents broadcast reports from a bustling Baghdad; today, they\’re only safe within the heavily fortified Green Zone.
Iraq\’s electric, water, and sewer systems are in worse shape than before the invasion.
And some international agencies estimate that as many Iraqis have died since the invasion as in Saddam Hussein\’s purges.
You may also recall similar words about Afghanistan.
Sweeping generalizations
But those opening quotations were not about Iraq or Afghanistan — or about Somalia, Kosovo, Serbia, or Haiti, for that matter. They were about Cuba.
Perhaps George Bush has finally mastered the Search-and-Replace command in Microsoft Word. He takes a speech that seemed to work last time, and replaces all references to one country with another.
Bush made his comments Tuesday in a speech to the United Nations General Assembly — the same venue, by no coincidence, where Colin Powell forever destroyed his credibility by insisting the U.S. had proof that Iraq possessed a world-threatening stockpile of “weapons of mass destruction.”
To be fair to Bush, only a few sentences of his speech were about Cuba. The rest of his speech said all the right things about international responsibility.
"This great institution must work for great purposes: to free people from tyranny and violence; to combat disease, illiteracy, and ignorance and poverty and despair," Bush told the representatives of 192 nations.
And then he shot down his own credibility by lumping Cuba together with Belarus, Iran, North Korea, Zimbabwe and Burma.
Cuba has no nuclear weapons program like Iran and North Korea. Only 0.1 per cent of Cuba\’s population has AIDS — the U.S. has six times more, and Zimbabwe roughly 300 times more.
Indeed, Castro\’s Cuba compares favorably with Bush\’s U.S. by almost any measure except per capita income.
The two countries\’ literacy rates are both over 99 per cent. Cuba\’s infant mortality rate is lower than the U.S. — 6.04 per thousand instead of 6.37. That\’s balanced by a fractionally lower life expectancy — 77 years, instead of 78.
Its unemployment rate is less than half that of the U.S. — 1.9 per cent compared to 4.8 per cent. External indebtedness is much lower: each U.S. resident bears about $33,360 debt owed to other countries; each Cuban, $1,620.
And Cuba\’s real growth rate in GDP is about three times better the U.S. — 11.1 per cent, versus 2.9 per cent. Not bad for having spent 46 years on the wrong end of the world\’s longest lasting trade embargo!
Deliberate blindness
These figures do not come from some biased socialist source. They come from the CIA World Factbook.
They\’re confirmed, even exceeded, by figures from other world agencies. According to the World Health Organization, for example, Cuba has almost twice as many doctors per thousand than the U.S. — 5.91, compared to 2.56.
Cuba, with 20 times fewer people than the U.S., has exported more doctors to Central and South America than all American medical schools combined.
The millions of U.S. families stung by the sub-prime mortgage fiasco might be surprised that a much higher percentage of people own their own homes in Cuba than in the U.S.
Had Bush ever been to Cuba, he would have discovered that while there is poverty, there is no starvation. There is political unrest, but Castro has more popular support than Bush does.
I could go on, but I won\’t.
Because the point is clear. This president is incapable of absorbing impartial research even from his own advisory agencies. He cannot comprehend anything that doesn\’t conform to his own pre-conceived ideology.
I spend a fair amount of time trolling the Internet for information. The alternative news services — such as TruthOut, CommonDreams, and CounterCurrents — loathe Bush with such passion that if he walked on water, they\’d fault him for failing to wipe the dung off his boots first.
Bush doesn\’t deserve hatred. He doesn\’t even deserve contempt. Both emotions give him too much credit. They take him too seriously.
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Forget impeachment. By the time impeachment gains enough impetus to have any effect, Bush and his evil sidekick Dick Cheney will be out of office.
I have a radical suggestion. Laugh at him.
When he proclaims success against terrorism, drugs, or natural disasters, burst into guffaws.
When he declares that no American child will be left behind, roll on the floor laughing.
When he praises the U.S. health system as the best in the world, dissolve into hysterical howls.
When he promises that tax cuts and trickle-down economic policies will make average Americans more prosperous, collapse into helpless hilarity. This guy does satire better than George Carlin.
Laughter is as contagious as yawning. Play even faked laughter to an audience, and they can\’t help laughing along.
Imagine the effect of a million people marching on Washington, standing in front of the White House, convulsed with laughter at every pompous self-justification.
Imagine friends and neighbours gathering in house parties across the continent to savour every delicious nuance of nonsense uttered in a national address.
Imagine tsunamis of mirth rippling across the country every time the president ventures out of the Oval Office.
Bush\’s administration has made turned a great country into an international laughing stock. Return the favour. Laugh them into oblivion.
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